What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

When was the first time you suck on a penis?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why do some people prefer watching movies than reading novels even if they are both based on the same source material (book)?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What’s the worst thing you caught anyone in your family doing?

Dr No

Live and Let Die

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

My boyfriend has been separated from his wife for 5 years. Why won't he divorce her? Should this be a deal breaker?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

You Only Live Twice

What makes you think that former U.S. President Donald Trump's legal team has already been laying the groundwork for an appeal in the hush money trial?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Goldfinger

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why do you think Democrat favorability ratings are so low?

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What would be the lowest score with 9 strikes and no gutter balls?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

From Russia With Love

Are female judges more lenient than male ones?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Man with the Golden Gun

What blowjob techniques do you use for your man to cum inside your mouth?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Moonraker

Which Bibles can one read and be confident they are reading the inerrant word of God?

-All the bad guys are black.

-J W Pepper

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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